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The-Last-Samurai--46298 Do you ever play the "Band Names" game, the one where you try to think of a cool-sounding and unique band name?  For me, it usually results in some pretty goofy-sounding phrases (witness above), though I do occasionally come up with something kind of almost halfway clost to being mediocre.

“There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things”.

Phil Karlton 

I’ve been playing the same kind of game for the last few years with trying to find a cool-sounding name for a samurai-themed video game, with no real fantastic results. I was talking via IM with Esprite today, and he joked about making it the subject of a blog post…

So here’s the question: If you were designing a samurai/ninja/monk/japanese video game from scratch, what in the world would *you* name it?

25 Comments

  1. Colin
    Posted 2009/10/08 at 12:43 pm | Permalink

    I would call it “Batman: Feudal Japan”

  2. Shindo
    Posted 2009/10/08 at 3:01 pm | Permalink

    You can’t just throw names out. There has to be a reason for the name. So I’ll think of a back story/ reason people are fight and get back to ya. I’m already getting ideas! >:D

  3. Posted 2009/10/08 at 3:30 pm | Permalink

    You can’t just throw names out

    Sure ya can :)

    More back story is cool, but not everyone’s good at that ((whistles and looks around innocently))

  4. Straight Razor
    Posted 2009/10/08 at 4:36 pm | Permalink

    Iga vs. Koga or… Folded Steel :)

  5. Dante fireguard
    Posted 2009/10/08 at 5:44 pm | Permalink

    Id call it .. . . .the legend of dante: legendary super nub. And bak story would include alj the peeps i know from c:si, yes including strait and shindo 4 the 1st time

  6. Saphire Jinn
    Posted 2009/10/08 at 7:33 pm | Permalink

    Takuan The Legend :)

  7. Posted 2009/10/08 at 8:21 pm | Permalink

  8. Posted 2009/10/09 at 8:40 am | Permalink

    I think this is why he put this picture up:

    “Takuan (沢庵?), also known as Takuwan, is a popular traditional Japanese pickle.”
    AND
    “Daikon (from Japanese daikon (ダイコン?), literally “large root”), Raphanus sativus var. longipinnatus, is a mild-flavored, very large, white East Asian radish.”

    lol

  9. Esprite Xavier
    Posted 2009/10/09 at 8:49 am | Permalink

    Takuan is pickled daikon, and I like it very much. :)

  10. Esprite Xavier
    Posted 2009/10/09 at 8:50 am | Permalink

    I also like kimchi made out of daikon :o

  11. Posted 2009/10/09 at 9:18 am | Permalink

    I don’t really have much…
    ********************
    Samurai Shards
    ——–
    There is a legend (One I made up! lol) of a poor blacksmith. He made very fine weapons. One day he was asked to make weapons for a great daimyo’s family. They demanded that the weapons be the most beautiful and most powerful of all the land or they would kill his family. The black smith went on trying to figure out how he could make his weapons better than they were. Failure after failure made the blacksmith become very fearful for his family. That night he prayed for a miracle. Just as he was done, a star fell from the heavens. The blacksmith ran to the spot that the star had fallen. In a crater was were the star was. However, it had broken into shards. The blacksmith gathered the shards and took them home. He thought if he added these shards to the weapons that they would be just what the Daimyo wanted. The blacksmith hammered away. When he was done he knew that he had made what the Daimyo had wanted. In fact they were better than that. The weapons were very powerful. Perhaps too powerful for any person to handle. So, he fled with the weapons and his family. He hid the weapons in various places through out the land, hoping that they would never be found. Till one day…
    ——————-
    Meh… lol Anyways, the story is vague enough to be changed to fit whatever. That’s just ONE idea! But, I have to go to work soon. :p

  12. Posted 2009/10/09 at 10:08 am | Permalink

    Interesting idea, Shindo :)

    He hid the weapons in various places through out the land, hoping that they would never be found.

    Good fodder for quests, lol.

    On a side note: One of the books on Zen that I have, when discussing the famous monk Takuan Soho, mentioned that Takuan (pickled radish) was sometimes called “Samurai Pickle” (loosely translated), and was a favorite snack of the monk.

    I really like the name Takuan Daikon more than RobbyRacoon Olmstead :)

  13. Posted 2009/10/09 at 9:22 pm | Permalink

    You can change the story a bit. You can call it…
    Shards of the Fallen Star
    But instead of the shards being put into weapons, the star could have been put into one special weapon. All sot the weapon. Knowing the dangers the weapon posed, the black smith smashes the star into fragments. Then hides those. >:3
    ————————-
    So another one I was thinking was
    -
    Inro – Hidden Destiny
    -
    There was a samurai who’s abilities were unmatched. Some say that he’s strength was in an item that was contained in his Inro. Many people looked for the samurai in hopes of somehow obtaining the contents of the inro. blah blah blah XD

  14. Shindo
    Posted 2009/10/10 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    Hmmmm… on my phone so just names. Remeber that you didn’t give to much info on the game so, the names reflect different types of fighting games. :p lol
    ——
    Fallen Legends
    Fighters Destiney
    Daikon Fighters ( lol perfect chibi fighter name :D )
    Code Name: Edge
    Katana Nights
    …..ummmmm…. That’s it for now. :3 BBL of course

  15. Posted 2009/10/10 at 8:09 pm | Permalink

    you didn’t give to much info on the game

    I am making a new game, that’s true, but I don’t have one particular game in mind as far as this post is concerned; I just think it’s fun (and often quite frustrating) coming up with ideas for names and backstories.

  16. Posted 2009/10/10 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

    Are you making it for BlueMars? Or for SL? Do one for SL. One that’s simple. And then punch out like ten simple weapons! AND AND AND! :( I just want more weapons! lol

  17. Posted 2009/10/12 at 5:31 am | Permalink

    Are you making it for BlueMars? Or for SL? Do one for SL. One that’s simple.

    Hehe, I appreciate the enthusiasm for an SL game :)

    Having said that, it will not be for Second Life.

    What I want to do is most definitely not simple, and as far as I’m concerned, Second Life simply doesn’t have much to offer in the way of serious game development. I simply cannot imagine wanting to devote a year or two of hard-core game development effort on a platform that is as fragile, as inconsistent, and as infuriating as Second Life.

    I’m tired of Linden Lab breaking content every week. I’m tired of everything in-world being stolen. I’m tired of lag, a building system that works and looks like Legos, shoddy physics, and poor customer support.

    I just don’t think Second Life is a viable development platform for the kinds of things I want to accomplish.

    I just want more weapons!

    I still have several weapons “in development”, and will eventually get around to finishing them, but it does not seem likely to me that this will happen any time soon. I am still far too bitter over Linden Lab’s very poor treatment of me and banning me for (apparently) no reason, and I really want to get a good start on a new project that I hope will be much more rewarding on a personal level.

    It may well be that in a few months, I will have gotten that old familiar itch to finish another weapon, but for now I have no plans to do any further Second Life development. As I said before, I’ll support my existing products with bug fixes and updates, and continue to work on the website and other out-of-world projects, but that’s pretty much it for the foreseeable future.

  18. Posted 2009/10/12 at 5:35 am | Permalink

    I haven’t posted any game names myself, because even though I intended for this blog post to highlight the goofy failed attempts I often come up with, I find that I’m too embarrassed to actually publish them :)

  19. Posted 2009/10/12 at 7:12 am | Permalink

    XBOX Arcade then? That would be SWEEEEET! Well can you at least just make a few different looking blades with the same everything? I don’t really care about different animations and specials too much. I just like to have different looking weapons. But, I do understand about still being pissed at LL though…

  20. Sol/Yoso
    Posted 2009/10/12 at 8:08 am | Permalink

    Here’s my suggestion. I’m going to consult a thesaurus for better adjectives and see what else i come up with:

    Super Galactic Bushido Showdown – the Final Ultimatum

  21. Posted 2009/10/12 at 9:28 am | Permalink

    Right now I’m calling it “Tamahagane” in the dev sources and docs, because I think Japanese words just sound very cool, and because it’s distinctive and unlikely to be used for any legitimate purpose, so it will be very easy to Search/Replace when I find a *real* name.

  22. Sol/Yoso
    Posted 2009/10/12 at 3:57 pm | Permalink

    ok ok…i’mm compromise Robby:

    Super Galactic Bushido Showdown – the Final Ultimatum, aka Tamahagane, Vol I.

    that way, everyone will expect a sequel :D

  23. Posted 2009/10/12 at 4:27 pm | Permalink

    Vol I.

    that way, everyone will expect a sequel

    I can only hope that there will eventually be a sequel. Realistically speaking, such things are very rare and unlikely, but it’s nice to hope :)

  24. Posted 2009/10/13 at 8:17 am | Permalink

    Eternal Vigilance: A samurai is always ready for battle


  25. Utayo
    Posted 2009/10/13 at 6:49 pm | Permalink

    Ok now that’s funny. Underoos for samurai! XD